Afroman - Crazy Rap

Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
They call it Eastside Palmdale. Well.
When the Afroman walked through the white land,
Houses went up for sale. Hell.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know her daddy
Was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan